4/20/2007

I'm in no condition to make any first impressions today

I want to speak my mind about a few things. Ranting incessantly to my wife, friends, or the other miserable souls that must endure my presence at work seems unfair. I guess I'll unleash my witless views on the Internets.

Yes, the name of my blog is shamelessly lifted from the Saturday Night Live skit that aired recently. If SNL lifted it from something else, I don't know about it. I'm just not that hip, and way too lazy to investigate it further.

Yes, the title of this post is shamelessly lifted from the lyrics of "Maria" by Phil Pritchett. I never said I was original.

Oh, and get off my lawn.